Looks Like Dummkopfest

Guten Tag. I am the medic working for RED, and I will answer your questions. Even if I doubt there is a point to your lives.

My friends and colleagues:
Mein Kuschelbär <3
The Engineer
...another Engineer
And yet another Engineer
The Demoman

The Soldier
Dear Little Pyro
Some Obnoxious Child

The Sniper
Another Sniper?
The Spy
I do not know who this impostor is!

Archimedes, no! It's filthy in here!
I am not sure how Mein Heavy has such a young sister?
Who is this Dummkopf?

The Schweinehunde on BLU:
Useless doppelgangers who very much need to come out of the closet already
A despicable mute arsonist
A Cowardly Backstabbing MONSTER
Ach, another one!

My Superiors:
the Administrator
Fräulein Pauling
Herr Hale

Some Oddities:
An interesting curiosity in my collection.
A Sentry?
A Sandwich?
THE INTEL?
Who created this thing? It wasn't me.
...I think I am done here.

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  1. [[Hello everyone. I’ve decided to relocate this blog to an actual standalone account so that I can properly harass other users via ask and reply. Please direct your browsers to:

    http://fragdenmedic.tumblr.com

    Yes, that’s German for “ask the medic”. Please don’t frag him in the English sense. Unless you’re on the BLU team, then I guess you’re supposed to.

    Questions still in the hopper here will eventually be answered over there, don’t worry.]]

     
     
  2. askheavy: It seems to have the same opinion of the both of us, Liebchen. Ah well.

    askheavy:

    It seems to have the same opinion of the both of us, Liebchen. Ah well.

     
     
  3. askheavy: ((Sorry I don’t even)) Gott im Himmel, how many times do I have to tell you? Never show mercy to the enemy! 

    askheavy:

    ((Sorry I don’t even))

    Gott im Himmel, how many times do I have to tell you? Never show mercy to the enemy! 

     
     
  4. Do you ever learn Russian phrases or words so the rest of the team doesn't know what you're saying to Heavy?
    asked by royalrasp
    answer:

    может быть.

     
     
  5. Sorry to bother you again, Medic, but I noticed that you like Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. Would you consider, if there was a Halloween party at RED, you and Heavy dressing up as Dr. Victor Frankenstein and the Creature for Halloween? Heavy would be the book version of the Creature of course, not the "jolly green giant" movie version.
    asked by snowalbedo
    answer:

    I suppose we might as well…

     
     
  6. Seeing you and Heavy together makes me feel all warm and tingly inside. When is your Anniversary? I need to make you something special. ;3
    asked by celestialsheperd
    answer:

    How incredibly sweet of you, Frau. Our anniversary is the 10th of October, of course.

     
     
  7. Has anyone on the base ever have a serious illnesses such as cancer? and if so how do you deal with stuff like that?
    asked by timetravelingboner
    answer:

    I believe it’s obvious that if it weren’t for my medigun, the Spy would have died of lung cancer long ago.

     
     
  8. azulspy: weaboostories: rudewomenandprostitutes: help i’ve fallen and i can’t get up is this 4real Wat… Oh dear, should I be worried?

    azulspy:

    weaboostories:

    rudewomenandprostitutes:

    help i’ve fallen and i can’t get up

    is this 4real

    Wat…

    Oh dear, should I be worried?

    (Source: ishimondo)

     
     
  9. askheavy: ((I hope that isn’t too hard to read haha)) Acch, what is she doing under there? I told her to go sleep in my room.

    askheavy:

    ((I hope that isn’t too hard to read haha))

    Acch, what is she doing under there? I told her to go sleep in my room.

     
     
  10. What can I do to make you happy? Besides going away, because I'm not doing that.
    asked by hugh-jassmann
    answer:

    You could sit quietly in the corner and not bother the nice man with the bonesaw. That would make me very happy.

    Slaughtering the entire BLU team so that I don’t have to deal with them tomorrow would also be nice.